Fucking Up Our Lives, Guys
Fucking Up Our Lives, Guys
Blog Article
Let's be honest here, dudes. We're absolutely screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. We drink too much. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient cereal in the back of your pantry/pair of shoes you haven't worn since high school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. We're lost.
Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and actually did something about it?
“Two. Designed for Your Pleasure"
You guys are about this, right? This is the real deal, the kind of shit that gets your blood pumping. No room for wimps here, only those who crave it all. We're talking about getting lost and feeling every bit of the ride.
- Dump that shitty stuff you’ve been doing.
- This where the real fun is.
- Feel what you deserve: a wild, unforgettable experience.
We're not begging. We’re just telling you the deal.
Guys: Bro Get down with me This chick Immediately ASAP
Look, I'm not Playing. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Action. Don't Waste around with Chat, just Hit that already. I'm Wet and waiting for you to Tear this place up.
Man up, I know you want to.
Dude! Those Guys {Want to Fuck Me|Have It Out With Me Sexually
I mean, come on! It's like they can't Take a Hint. I've been trying read more to Make it Clear, but they just {Keep Coming Back|Don't Care . It's getting {ReallyCreepy.
- Perhaps It's Time I Get a Restraining Order.
- Dude, Please| This is getting Way Too Intense.
Honestly, I just want to Live My Life in Safety! Is that too much to ask?
Bro's Get Fucking Lit
Tonight, we're gonna blow the roof off. I'm talking about a legendary sesh. We gotta get wasted and go bananas. I've got {a playlist on fire|some banging tunes that will make you lose your mind.
We're gonna rage all night long. So, are you ready to party like there's no tomorrow?
Let's make this a story we tell for years.
Damn It, I'm Calling the Guys
Sometimes, life/shit/problems just gets too much/out of hand/stupid. You're tired/pissed off/done and the only solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It doesn't matter what you're doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up the bros/boys/crew. They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you no matter what.
- It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
- A few drinks will clear things up.
- They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.